And place a chocolate button
In between their arse cheeks so, upon waking they think they have poo-d in their sleep, making them then too scared to go to sleep again, thus preventing snoring.

Simple.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i like the chocolate button between the arse chheeeks
but i do prefer to use some thing with a nutty or biscuity texture to add more realism to the situation when the sleeper wakes
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

What?
like a lion bar?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)