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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Parents!Want to discourage your children from demanding expensive sickly treats whenever the ice-cream van comes round? Simply tell them that when the music is playing, it means the driver's got an erection.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
it will separate the wheat from the chaffthose that pursue will becoem the next generation of ice cream men.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:29,
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my kids would be straight out thereto get a 'free' ice cream.
Pfft, peadophiles.... in my day we had to buy our own sweets...
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 3:50, Reply)
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