when facing a line of toilet cubicles, create the frisson of danger by engaging in Russian Poo-lette
pick a cubicle and resolve use it no matter what disgusting monstrosity of a turd is already waiting in the bowl full of blocked paper.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:57, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I enliven boring sit down public toilet visits
When I'm pretty much done and someone enters a cubicle next door, I wait for the 'Plop' sound and give them a round of applause and a few 'woops!' then run away.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Also fun is flushing your toilet when you hear the person in the next cubicle answer the phone

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)

when faced with a single porta hell
and some one is in it run around the out side with masking tape or gaffa tape thus sealing the occupant in side there own little anal hell hole
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)