Sitting on your mum for five minutes whilst masturbating
Makes your cup of tea taste like somebody else made it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

tried this the other day but unfortunatly the urn tipped over and the dog started to snort my mum up his nose so i got the dyson out and whilst sucking bits of mum up the pipe accidently slipped my cock into the hose as mum was going
down it thus getting a blow job from my long dead mum
but strangely my tea had gone cold and there was not a biscuit to be seen dreadfully really as my dog started to sneeze so hard his eyes popped out and whilst attempting to insert them back in my cock found its way in to the dogs head and the piercing in the end got caught so i had to push forward to try to un hook it and the dog was trying to pull back and well thats the last time i will get accused of skull buggery with a dog


and breath
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)