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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
Eat roast beetroot
It turns your shit bright red! Brilliant!
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Smale is stuffed, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:54,
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latest was 14 years ago)
So does bowel cancer.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:00,
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I think that's the joke, innit.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:02,
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Is it?
I missed that completely.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:46,
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Are there supposed to be jokes?
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Smale is stuffed, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:30,
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anal sex with sand will do the same thing
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:57,
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how do you fuck sand in the arse?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:24,
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I just added a 'y' to the end of it
and having been blissfully thinking of Olivia Newton John ever since.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:36,
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And
I can't get uncle Sandy out of my mind. Great.
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Smale is stuffed, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:31,
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you insensitive bastard my dad died with uncle sandy up his arse and now i have uncle sandy on the brain does this mean i am going to get skull fucked?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:03,
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