Remember the nine planets of the Solar System
by using the mnemonic: "My Very Efficient Memory Just Stores Up Nine Planets", then prepare to be embroiled in an argument with those who uphold the IAU's decision to downgrade Pluto's status to "dwarf planet"...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:49, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you can't call it a dwarf planet anymore
'a planet of restricted growth' is more acceptable
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Or to be more PC
A fucking midget rock.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Midgets rock

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Is Uranus still a planet?
Or is it an ass-teroid?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)