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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Publishers!When producing self-help books, save valuable ink and paper by only printing the first five chapters. By this point, the average reader will have realised that they've wasted yet another £8.99 on a load of basic commonsense advice about making to-do lists and imagining being richer/thinner/happier, all hung on an increasingly-overstretched metaphor.
Seriously, you might as well stick a photo of your balls in chapter 12, nobody's going to see it.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
The most succinct self-help advice I've read is on a soft porn site.Eolake Stobblehouse seems to have his head screwed on, and I wish someone had told me someting similar a coupe of decades ago.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)
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