bored on a weekend ? want some thing to do ?
go and buy a medical eye patch and then go in to any opticians that offer two for one eye surgery and then complain because you have to pay double for one operation where as peope with both eyes get one free.



insert criticisms here
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:55, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

peope?
that is all
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

thats why one eyed people may need eye surgery

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

When I worked in an opticians
I had a woman honestly complain that she should pay half price for her sight test because she was blind in one eye.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)

she had a good point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)