Top Tips
Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
(
rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
Vicars! Make the village think it's Easter by calling "Happy Easter!" to everyone as you cycle past them.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:14,
7 replies,
latest was 14 years ago)
I have a friend who's a vicar
He drives Volvo rather than rides a bicycle. What advice do you have for him then, eh? Come on, Mr so-called Vagabond.
(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:22,
Reply)
He should celebrate the ascension of Christ the redeemer after dying for our sins by simply
honking his car horn repeatedly at anyone he passes.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:01,
Reply)
also he could raise the middle finger of one hand to symbolise the upright life style that he leads thanks to his
unhealthy obsession with dead people and lies
(
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:42,
Reply)
My advice would be
"Don't drive a Volvo, you cunt"
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:16,
Reply)
He should not drive a Volvo - he should get on his ass.
(
Vambo, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:18,
Reply)
Or my ass. It's been a while.
(
flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:04,
Reply)
That would be an ecumenical matter...
(
SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 23:44,
Reply)