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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Vicars! Make the village think it's Easter by calling "Happy Easter!" to everyone as you cycle past them.

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:14, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I have a friend who's a vicar
He drives Volvo rather than rides a bicycle. What advice do you have for him then, eh? Come on, Mr so-called Vagabond.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:22, Reply)
He should celebrate the ascension of Christ the redeemer after dying for our sins by simply
honking his car horn repeatedly at anyone he passes.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:01, Reply)
also he could raise the middle finger of one hand to symbolise the upright life style that he leads thanks to his
unhealthy obsession with dead people and lies
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:42, Reply)
My advice would be
"Don't drive a Volvo, you cunt"
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)

He should not drive a Volvo - he should get on his ass.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Or my ass. It's been a while.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:04, Reply)
That would be an ecumenical matter...

(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 23:44, Reply)

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