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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
Your mum makes a perfect "sunday roast" for you and your dad.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:41,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Or indeed Hitler, if your Dad's not around.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:21,
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Is Hitler holding a gun
or a can of WD40 with a straw sticking out of the nozzle...?
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SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:02,
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Probably silly string
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:35,
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Why does his mum have no tits?
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wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:46,
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Oy.
You leave his mum alone. She's a very brave lady.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:39,
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looks like hitler is riding on the back of your mum who is sucking your very long cock or trying to listen to your ball sack with a listening probe thingy
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:56,
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Oh dude, I'd forgotten about this
It so needs to be on a t-shirt.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:38,
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