If you are invited to a 'London Underground Stations' fancy-dress party...
Do NOT go as 'Cockfosters'

Took me ages to get my dick back out of the can.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 20:34, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I thought Cockfosters was the Australian version of Brewer's Droop!
( Vambo, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Nah...
That's Shepherd's Bush you're thinking of.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 1:26, Reply)

But there are a large number of tube stations which mean the opposite:
Elephant and Castle
Wood Green
Rickmansworth
Upney
Royal Albert
Cannon Street
Stanmore
St John's Wood
Blackhorse Road
Monument
Royal Oak
etc
etc
etc

Just don't go to Mudchute, whatever you do.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 1:31, Reply)

...or Turnham Green

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)