Serving coffee in a chamberpot, with a dinner plate for a saucer
is the ideal way to experience the life of a midget, visiting the land of the giants, for elevenses. Complete the experience by serving a large wedding cake as a fondant fancy, or perhaps a large Italian salami with a javelin through it, in place of a cocktail sausage, if you are feeling fancy.

For a real party atmosphere, serve ostrich legs, instead of chicken drumsticks.
(username failed moderation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:36, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I do like a nibble
on a large sausage.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Apparently
So does Tulisa, according to yesterdays email links....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)