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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Wondering what to buy Dad for Father's Day? Trust me; He won't want a 'World's Best Dad' mug, an 'iDad' t-shirt, an 'Olly Fucking Murs' Funniest Football Goofs' DVD, a 'Dad Rocks!' compilation CD full of the sort of miserable shit Jeremy Clarkson likes, a Lynx gift-set, a Toblerone with some kind of half-arsed dad-based renaming, or a book of sporting anecdotes/Nick Knowles' memoirs/Where's The Stig.
Give him a bottle of scotch and an afternoon's peace with the laptop and he'll be delighted.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:24, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
and a click.
And try not noticing how quickly the scotch disappears either.
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
.. but when my little'un was about 3, she went shopping with my wife for a Father's Day present. They also had to go to the bank, so in the queue at the bank, the conversation went as below:
Mummy: So Uglet, what shall we buy Daddy for Father's Day?
Uglet: [think].. Beer.
Teller: I'm a Daddy and I would like beer for Father's Day too!
Gott'a love kids!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
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