Top TipsGot a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
(
rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
« Go Back
Kids! (And, most likely, mums)Wondering what to buy Dad for Father's Day? Trust me; He won't want a 'World's Best Dad' mug, an 'iDad' t-shirt, an 'Olly Fucking Murs' Funniest Football Goofs' DVD, a 'Dad Rocks!' compilation CD full of the sort of miserable shit Jeremy Clarkson likes, a Lynx gift-set, a Toblerone with some kind of half-arsed dad-based renaming, or a book of sporting anecdotes/Nick Knowles' memoirs/Where's The Stig.
Give him a bottle of scotch and an afternoon's peace with the laptop and he'll be delighted.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:24, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
High Fiveand a click.
And try not noticing how quickly the scotch disappears either.
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
No longer very seasonal..... but when my little'un was about 3, she went shopping with my wife for a Father's Day present. They also had to go to the bank, so in the queue at the bank, the conversation went as below:
Mummy: So Uglet, what shall we buy Daddy for Father's Day?
Uglet: [think].. Beer.
Teller: I'm a Daddy and I would like beer for Father's Day too!
Gott'a love kids!
(
Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:51,
Reply)
« Go Back