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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Bleach your arse.By leaving flowers in it overnight.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:14, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I've been trying to remember that limerickabout someone having a daffodil up his bum, or something. Can't find it, and my web searches are getting increasingly dodgy, so I will stop.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Was it.:Daffodil's up the arse,
To prevent from feeling sparse,
Pull them out,
Without a shout,
What a ridiculous farce.
?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:19, Reply)
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