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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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DoctorsReduce the feelings of gloom when turning off a life-support machine in front of the relatives, by giving the off button a clown trombone 'ringtone'.
Also defribulators' electric arc noise when charged can be replaced with the 'parp' of a clown horn.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 9:43, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
At last, a useful tip. "Liverpool Care Pathway"? Pah!
"McPlum's Patented Dying Parps" - that's what we need to bring joy equally to the dying and the surviving.
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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 10:49,
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