Save money on christmas presents by sending all your relatives one of your severed fingers.
If you run out of fingers then use toes.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:10, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How?
How can you move on to toes if you have removed all of your fingers? You would have no way of cutting them off.

Didn't think it through, did you - you should start with toes.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I've got 21 relatives I need to send presents to. Once I've run out of fingers and toes should I send my remaining relative my cut off willy?
(theteddybearofhate, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:21, Reply)

My cousin
would need at least 3 fingers.

She's a big girl.
(username failed moderation, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:47, Reply)