Moderators of puerile digital communities
Use your members' stuff to fill out your weekly newsletter, then publish completely made-up bollocks about the contributors for no reason whatsoever.

For extra points, when the contributors politely enquire as to what you're on about, ignore them completely.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:24, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what are you on about?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 23:08, Reply)

If I didn't know better I'd think this was autobiographical

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 21:48, Reply)

puzzled *looks at old newsletters*
Aha - I see what you're on about.

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue558/

The second tip isn't from you - but someone else via email. But running it next to your tip - with our hastily written words - has made you think we're talking about you. We're not. Sorry for the confusion.
( rob, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)