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Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Prevent work colleagues bending you over and pounding your fucking smartphone right up your arsehole
by turning off the keypad tone when writing a fucking essay on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:07, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Urgh. Yes to this.
Fucking numptys
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Worse still
is if they tapping away with the phone on the table and they also have the 'vibrate on keypress' option turned on.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)
What's the biggest phone you've ever stuck up your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Nokia 8310.
On vibrate!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

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