Unsuccessfully pleading with your significant other for bum sex?
Just slip it in when opportunity presents itself. It's easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.
( Muns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:53, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, that's what I thought
but they still put my name on that fucking register.
(username failed moderation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

I think the key part is to ensure that your significant other feels the same way about you.
The schoolgirl who you've been stalking through the park, therefore, doesn't count.
( Muns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)

BORING.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Again, that's what they said to me.
But she wasn't trying to get away or anything.

Mind you, I don't suppose she would have, it was quite a steep hill and he wheelchair looked pretty old.

We live and learn.
(username failed moderation, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)

How do I trick her
into wearing the strap-on?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Present her with a Chloroform soaked cloth
and say "Does this smell of Chloroform to you?"
( Muns, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)

If you weren't a virgin you'd realise that trying to accidentally 'pot the brown instead if the pink' fails due to tightness.
Unless you fucked someone with an anal prolapse.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 18:21, Reply)