Make a decent cup of tea in about 20 seconds
After you've filled the cup with boiling water and squidged the bag about a bit, microwave it for 10 seconds (no more), squidge bag, out, milk, done.

As a bonus, it's not just proper "5 min brew" strong, but proper hot, too.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:19, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Heretic

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You're a bit curious though, aren't you.

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