Pretend your phone doesn't work, by being on O2 and having the audacity to make outgoing calls indoors on a Saturday or Sunday, in an area with "good coverage indoors and outdoors".
You'll be able to hear incoming calls perfectly, but if you want to call someone you'll have to try calling them ten times, of which nine will fail.

If you do manage to get connected, you'll have to scream at the top of your voice in words of one syllable and repeat yourself at least three times for the person at the other end to understand you.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I changed from O2,
but sometimes I miss them, so I make calls with a tin bucket over my head, you know, for old times' sake.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)