Small willie men in need of an ego boost?
Simply make love to your girlfriend during that time of the month and half way through pull out and exclaim "good god, I've split you in two!"
(railtrack boy, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:02, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's easier
to just buy a BMW.
(username failed moderation, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Surely you just wrap 2 or 3 chufty plugs around your penis before penetration, like a small, white, toblerone you might say.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Or make a point of only fucking pre-teen girls, because then your cock will still touch the sides.
Oh.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:01, Reply)

Now then,
now then...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I do hope you're not implying that Time Lords prefer the company of impressionable, vulnerable young girls.
Because this allegation that William Hartnell, deceased, once had sex with his 12 year-old granddaughter has absolutely no basis in fact, and you won't find it stated anywhere else on the internet.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)