Humanity! Breed more, until you cover the surface of the planet like so many cancerous rats.
For extra lols, steadily destroy the environment on which you are totally dependent, to the point that you actually award each other for having clean beaches because they're such a rarity. Start wars with each other over a made-up fairy tale, and moan about people from other parts of the planet aren't like the people from the part of the planet you're from. Couple this with pretentious and arrogant self-aggrandisement, but refer to it as "philosophy". Delight in and celebrate your children, while simultaneously feeding them a steady diet of ultraviolent games and sexualised images, then scold them for misbehaving. As they start to behave in the exact same ways that you did at their age, and take interest in exactly the same things that you did, tell them how your generation did it better in every single way. Practice moaning constantly about every single aspect of their decision-making, and when they start to ignore you complain about disrespect. In your dotage try to make a final stab at patronising everyone you know, and then die, without any significant note or difference made to the universe at all.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:34, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How did that job interview for The Samaritans go, just out of interest?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Very well.
I managed to take four of them out with the first shot.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)

In the future this is how wars will be fought.
Not with bullets, but with words.

Harsh, mean words, on the internet.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I see you've skipped straight to the moaning and patronising stage.
How terribly efficient of you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Soon I will become
Computer.

Man and machine.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

If Superman 3 taught me anything,
it's that this won't end well.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)

They should remake Superman 3.
Jude Law to lead.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)

If Superman 3 taught me anything,
it's that this won't end well.
POWER EXTREME
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Arf!
I love that you got from this to Stone Roses lyrics in two moves.
(nordelius, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 18:34, Reply)