Women!
Make your partner hate you by getting pregnant after skipping your pill and presenting him with a "so what are you gonna do about it?". It helps if you're both employed in the same workplace with mutual friends, to stop him leaving you. For added effect, after your second or third pregnancy announce that you can't work any more because childcare costs too much and force him to stay full-time in a job he despises and was on the point of quitting before your first child. Then, after your insatiable shopping habits drive him to grab every piece of overtime he can get his hands on purely to keep your family afloat, spend your every waking hour on facebook complaining what a shit dad he is because he never sees his kids.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 19:10, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ha ha!
Abdication of responsibility.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Christ....
I see this every day on Facebook.

I need new (some?) friends.
(dchurch bah, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 10:31, Reply)