Pony club horse box drivers
When leaving the gymkhana, ignore the signs that tell you NOT to turn left onto the road marked "unsuitable for wide vehicles" so that you, your spoilt brats and the 4-legged bbq fodder in the trailer can be laughed at unmercifully by me, once you get REALLY stuck. And remember that, because YOU'VE decided to drive down a totally unsuitable road, so have your jodhpured, alice-banded sisterhood so you'll ALL get stuck with no prospect of getting out without FIVE towtrucks.
Also remember that, just because YOU'RE an ignorant self-centred useless waste of DNA that only gets the 4x4 and the credit card because your husband is successful, it doesn't mean that all men will help you. I, for one, will laugh at you till a little bit of wee comes out whilst watching your predicament.

LEARN TO READ BEFORE YOU DRIVE, YOU EXPENSE-ACCOUNT WHORE.

Rant over
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:07, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Clicks
Oh yes!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:23, Reply)

So vivid
Where do you get these ideas from? It's almost like you've seen it happen :-)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:30, Reply)

Must be the same ones...
That look at you with utter disdain despite you crawling past them at 10mph when they're out on the roads..........nice one!
(Oil Slick, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:09, Reply)

something
vexes thee?
( zulu eh?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:05, Reply)