How not to drop crumbs when eating biscuits.
Stuck on the sofa at the girlfriend's granny's house, eating biscuits, and want to make a good impression? Simply suck air into your mouth after each bit of biscuit (with the biscuit still in your mouth). This will prevent crumbs from falling onto your lap, requiring you to brush them away in an unsightly manner.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:08, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

do not trust this man
biscuit crumbs are difficult to inhale. they tend to irritate your lungs and result in a coughing your guts up all over granny's carpet.
(The Spelling Police, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:36, Reply)

Why not
Just put the whole biscuit into your mouth like I suggested on an earlier tip? So much less hassle.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:16, Reply)

Or
Why not cup your other hand under your mouth and catch the crumbs like normal people, or ask for a plate?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 9:08, Reply)

i did try this
and enhaled the crums, which made me cough, spraying all the crumbs all over the front room.

It was like i was projectile vomiting sand.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:37, Reply)

Well
it works for me so nyah nyah. And I've not coughed my guts up on girlfriends' granny's carpet yet.
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:16, Reply)

You're not supposed to suck hard.
Imagine your taking the last gentle tokes on an almost finished joint with the cherry dangerously close to burning your lips. That shouldn't be so hard, you big bunch of druggies.
(TheBoyTucker, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:14, Reply)