Carry a wooden letter A around with you...
...so that when you visit a single friend who has those letter decorations that spell "NOEL", you can rearrange them to remind your friend that they will spend Christmas "ALONE".
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 20:18, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bonus if their spouse has just died...

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 20:20, Reply)

or, "ANEL"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 20:34, Reply)

I also take great pleasure in switching the ones that say "LOVE" around so that they say "VOLE"...

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 0:56, Reply)

Arrange them in a certain order and you can access the 'Chinese Invasion' program.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:12, Reply)

or "NOAEL" (No Adverse Effect Limit)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 18:56, Reply)