Smuggle 'cigarettes' into foreign countries
1. Roll up your 'fags'.
2. Buy polo mints.
3. Carefully open one end and insert the 'smoke' down the hole in the middle.
4. Reseal and repeat with stash.

Mint stops the sweet aroma, foil stops it being scanned. Ta-dah.

Do not try with spliffs because that is illegal.

And remember - drugs are bad, m'kay?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:35, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I would have to take
a lot of packets of polos with me to make this worth while.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:51, Reply)

Quantity
I am not suggesting that this would work for Snoop or Method Man, but it gets you a few to keep you going until you go shopping.

If you need to move quantity call Howard Marks - Jesus!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 13:14, Reply)

I wasn't talking about smuggling quantities
my favourite trick has been putting some into the middle of a jar of coffee. if you are careful in removing the foil you can stick it back down again without anyone being the wiser.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 13:46, Reply)

How about....
Filling the inside of your polos with PILLS!?!??
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:01, Reply)

Hmm
Wrap in cling film/glad wrap, squat down, lube bottyhole with vaseline or similar, insert. You guys want to smoke shit, man up.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 22:12, Reply)

I'm not some kind of addict
it's nice to have a smoke on holiday, but not at the expense of violating myself with some clingfilm-wrapped vegetable matter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 9:42, Reply)