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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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It's easier to arrange forWayne Rooney to look like Shreks disabled little brother.
Worked for me, my girlfriend has never fucked him.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:58, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
That's what she wants you to think.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:23,
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No, she wants me to thinkI should clean up the kitchen, and watch Downton Abbey.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I can't stand the strain of this. I'm living a lie.I don't have a girlfriend. I made it up so I could post an answer.
I have a wife. In all honesty, I can't say whether Wayne Rooney has fucked her or not, but I think it's unlikely.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:55, Reply)
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