always wear waders whilst fishing
that is all
(Starzy had a headache on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:35, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Eh?
Oh. Sorry, I read that as 'Fisting'.
(costas, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:43, Reply)

Damn straight!...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

"the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat."


*cries*
( the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:02, Reply)

amazon
On my less than frequent* trips to the Amazon, I find it safer to piss in a sponge and then squeeze it into the river.

*For frequency = 1
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:17, Reply)

dalai farmer, you missed the rather more important parts of that quote
"A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. This is physically impossible as the maximum swimming velocity of the fish is insufficient to oppose the downward velocity of the urine stream, and the further impossible act of the 5–14 mm wide fish maintaining position and thrust within a 2-7 mm wide column of fluid"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:11, Reply)