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driven mad by that sneeze that threatens to come but dissapates, leaving you unfulfilled?

Simply look at a bright light from the corner of your eye. I don't know why, but it works.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 17:14, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This works because

the nerve involved in causing your sneeze sits right next the the nerve that gets all excited when you look at a bright light. There is some kind of cross over of leccy and volia a sneeze.*

*Someone may have told me this in the pub...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 9:21, Reply)

for some reason
it lnly works if I squint at the light out the corner of my eye. Sometimes i need to waggle my head so my eye moves too.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 14:24, Reply)

Overstimulation of the Optic Nerve (by bright sunlight) can cause the
Trigeminal Nerve to misfire. This is a genetic 'defect' which occurs in about 35% of the population. Interestingly, it's a genetically dominant trait so, if you ever have kiddies they should inherit it from you.
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 17:24, Reply)

Not necessarily
Only if you're homozygous for photic sneezes.
(snopesthetruth, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:46, Reply)

^^^
This. :)

God I miss biology, roll on Sept 22nd I say

I'm in 35% :D
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 3:28, Reply)