3000 posts
in 10 years does not work out at 18 hours a day. Pizza oven? Lost me a bit there. Are you perhaps confusing me with someone else? Wife/Children - I don't think revealing personal details is particularly relevant. Sock puppet account and vitriol - feel free to read through my posting history - you may even find that I've been sympathetic to your ramblings, and I really could not be arsed having more than one account - feel free to get the mods to check.
EDIT. If you thought the post was aimed at you, you have one hell of a persecution complex, it's more directed at the shit-flingers that greet a large amount of stories, not just yours, with derision and insult.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:01, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You can see why most people think that he's a cunt now.

( Muns, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Not so much as a cunt, but
lost, perhaps misguided.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Psst! He's not referring to you.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:54, Reply)

Who the bastarding hell
was he replying to? Or was it just another Bobbyrant aimed at all and sundry?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)

The pizza oven is the clue.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 13 Jul 2014, 20:04, Reply)