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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Comedians from Grays, Essex.....Substitute jokes for long words and do material that alternative comedians were doing 20 years' ago (and 20 times better). This will help you become one of the UK's "greatest comedians" despite being a talentless tosser.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:40, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Well said -if I was feeling charitable I would say that I just don't get Russell Brand, but I'm not feeling charitable so I'll say that he's a twunt, and if I never see or hear of him again, it'll be too soon. To call him a talentless tosser is an insult to talentless tossers.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 9:35, Reply)
Mr BlandNow, now, tosser is a nasty term.
I am sure he is just a cunty-wunty, pricky-ricky, twatty-ratty.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:35, Reply)
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