Try this
Watch that Halifax ad where the annoying Asian-looking guy sings an annoying song about 'a current account that'll blow your mind.' The song will annoyingly get stuck in your head, leaving no room for other music. An added bonus is that, after the fifth time it's run around your brain, you'll be so annoyed you'll want to kill everyone around you, then yourself, making it annoyingly impossible to hear any music ever again, Irish or otherwise.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

spankyou very much
all i can hear in my head is that song...

"We give you 60 times more than these others could"
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:35, Reply)

Umm, thanks but no thanks.
There are already enough shitty songs and commercials out there driving me batty, plus I'm not ready to kill myself. Where's my time machine? Or failing that, a rehab program for "needing daily doses of live recordings of The Auld Triangle, Maids When You're Young etc on Youtube"?
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)

Hypnosis
There's a fella down on Raglan Road who specialises in this sort of thing.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 8:56, Reply)