before taking a hangover shit at work
always, always, always double-check you've locked the door.

You never know, your foxy line manager might choose that moment to burst in on you, mid-wipe, thus rendering months of groundwork, and possibly you, redundant.
( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:34, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are these unisex toilets?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:45, Reply)

yup
one of the more serious flaws in the design of the new building we moved into.

still, I like to think that many years from now, when she's lying on her deathbed, she'll remember that look of sheer terror on my face and pass to that other place with a smile on hers.
( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:55, Reply)

If they aren't unisex...
I should think the look on his face would be the least of his worries!
One place I worked at had one toilet on each floor, 1st floor mens, 2nd womens, etc.
The women used to use the mens, but complained if we ever used theirs. Something about their need being greater than ours.
This just forced all the blokes to do the most horrific dumps in the women's whenever possible.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:37, Reply)

Lol
happened to me, although not with foxy line manager, just some spotty geek developer.
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:23, Reply)