Step to the left!
Reading this has reminded me of one of life's most embarrassing situations - that little dance from side to side you do when you find yourself almost walking into someone.

The solution, however, is so simple it should be taught in schools - Everyone should step to their left. If everyone followed this simple rule, the world would be a safer and calmer place. Unless, that is, you find yourself up against your own reflection, or on the continent (where obviously the rule is to step right).
(Mishfish, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 18:16, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There'd be chaos at some open land borders!

( waffle1 is lurking on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:33, Reply)

Good idea...however...
Are we talking mans left or womans left here?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:08, Reply)

Step to their left?
And then a jump to the right?
What about the pelvic thrust?
(kitescreech still here, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:40, Reply)

We were always taught to walk on the left at school
because my school was ace.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:30, Reply)