Ever wondered what the sweetest of forbidden meats tastes like?
The solution is simple. Turn to cannibalism.

Buy a refrigerated meat-van.

Run over cyclists on quiet country lanes.

Put 'em in the back.

Eat at your leisure.

It's a fuckin' win-win situation. No evidence to hide, no risk of meat spoiling, and you won't get fresher than that.
( Cawl, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:48, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

yeah because, like FUCK
no cunt cares about the forensics on cyclists

pfft
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:14, Reply)

Well...
There's only one way to find out...

You got the cash to bail me out if it all goes tits-up?
( Cawl, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:20, Reply)

Psssst
'Under the skin' by Michael Faber

www.ralphmag.org/AW/under-skin.html
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:34, Reply)

cyclists
Last time I posted a tip about cyclists, PostBear wanted to hurt me.

www.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post133658
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:22, Reply)

Well...
Maybe he's scared that he'll end up in the back of the van, a meat hook through his right buttock and his blood draining into a bucket?
( Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:30, Reply)

I think you'll find that
The sweetest of forbidden meats is also the last true black meat; the flesh of the giant, aquatic, Brazilian centipede.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:47, Reply)