To avoid severe stomach cramps
dont keep left over cocaine in a mug by your bed, wake in the middle of the night desperately thirsty, take said mug and fill with water.........

*dry retches*
(m@rolo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:11, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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I've never heard of anyone having "left over cocaine" before.
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 18:19, Reply)

No such thing as left over cocaine.
Unless your a Bolivian drug baron, then it may be quite possible.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:27, Reply)

Try looking after a mate's stash
when they're a massive dealer.

Then get drunk and test the above theory to the maximum (til you literally cannot get the stuff up your nose any more)and then wake up to a £600 bill.

Actually, don't. I've done it for you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I was a young lad
i've changed my ways now and there is no such thing as left overs!
(m@rolo, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 19:14, Reply)

Wow
You're so cool. Everyone thinks so
(TheBoyTucker, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:15, Reply)