Work toilets
Actually share many of the same features as the toilets outside of your place of work.
Such as a handle for flushing and a seat that lifts.
( Weejock, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:36, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Our cleaner at work...
...has had to resort to putting up various signs and notices reminding people to clean the bowl, wipe the seat, not put empty toilet rolls down the bog, etc. When he gets really desperate he makes a little verse and gets some Clipart to make them look nice. The best one is:
Don't leave in a rush
Please use Mr Brush
Give a wipe and leave it clean
And I'll not tell what I have seen

With a picture of an anthropomorphised toilet-brush emerging from the toilet. And I'm supposed to work with intelligent people. I wonder who cleans their bogs at home.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Actual word for word sign in my work loo...
'If youre going to do a poo then use the airfreshner because it stinks. If you know its going to be a bad one then wait 'til you get home'

It doesnt help that our head of cleaning is a complete and utter nutcase!
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:07, Reply)

I used to save the bad ones for work
inflicting them on my workmates instead of my housemates.

Does that make me a bad person?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:35, Reply)

no sir
that makes you inspired
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:43, Reply)

Some of the things
I've seen in work bogs, have made me gasp with horror and pleasure.

Turds too girthsome for the human ring... like a horse had been

Sick, lots of sick

And in one case - BLOOD
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:41, Reply)

I think the state of the bogs
is the best yardstick by which to judge a company.

One site I visit is a large city company, allegedly filled with professional people doing professional business to make their clients rich by using their professional, learned opinion on the state of the markets.

In reality, the employees are a bunch of school-leaver lads dreaming of riches and the toilet seats are always covered in piss.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:32, Reply)