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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Scared of needles?
Simply ask to be knocked out via intravenous injection, then have them stick you while you're unconscious. (Gas masks aren't as effective.)

Alternatively die a slow and painful death through lack of diagnosis/proper medical treatment.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:27, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm probably being thick here
but doesn't an intravenous injection get administered by a needle?

So, what you're saying is, if you're scared of needles, ask them to inject you with a needle, so that you're unconscious when they stick a different needle into you.

BRILLIANT.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:11, Reply)
^^
Yup, that's the gag.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:33, Reply)
IV feeds
Hurt like hell when they put the needle in and hurts like a bastard when they pull the fucker out again.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:33, Reply)
or when
you wake up in the middle of the night having yanked it out of your arm by mistake, and having to mop up all the blood. Then whilst being ratty as fuck at being half asleep proceed to have another stuck in your arm....

whilst knowing the morphine will only make you freak out, whilst it does nothing for the pain...



*^may have happened to me.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:15, Reply)

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