Facebook users
If you've split up with someone or have emotional issues, or something bad/exciting/odd has happened, just fucking say it. Don't do a status update of something along the lines of "Herman is upset today...."

It doesn't make you look enigmatic. It just makes you look like a helmet.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:10, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i would say
dont say either.

who gives a monkeys if your mad at someone who we've never met.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Well yes, there is that.
But I get fucked off with then the legions of people who reply things like

"OMG r u alrite hun u need anyfink just give me a call u kno we luv u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

These cunts should be shot at dawn.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:29, Reply)

Why
wait until dawn?
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I have one or two friends
Who seem to think that Facebook can be subtly used to get the nice girls rather than engaging them in face to face conversation.

So for example, they will be a shivering incompetent wreck in a social situation, but will post on facebook something desperate such as:

Garry is bored today. Anyone nice ladieeez fancy a trip to the cinema?? :D :D :D
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Anyone who says ladieez deserves to be cunted in the fuck anyway
nervous wreck or not.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:22, Reply)