Are you on facebook?
Do you update you status every hour?

Just so you know.. I dont care what you had for breakfast, that you're going to town, when you're going to town, what you bought from town, that you are getting pissed tonight, that you miss someone, that you're with Deano, what you're watching on TV and I ESPECIALLY do not give a FLYING FUCK that you are bored

Either tell me something interesting or go outside and do something useful with your life... Or just die.
(i should have joined myspace, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:42, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or you could
stop being their friend on Facebook and checking it so often.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Shirley
simply not looking would solve the problem?

Twitter is worse, which is why I'm only following Stephen Fry and Jonathan Woss, at least their tweets amuse

(Edit) Oh, an now Rob too :)
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:23, Reply)

I only look when I get email notification things
Twitter is shit. I dont have it but Ive seen it from afar. I dont want to read a rundown of anyones daily activities or some not very witty anecdote. Although I can imagine Stephen Fry being rather funny.

I just find it all very impersonal.
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:55, Reply)

godchrist
I swear there are people who (ab)use OT in the same way.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:55, Reply)

Heheh yes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, Reply)