When Taking a shit:in public toilets
- Lay toilet paper in the bowl on top of the water to prevent the 'plooop' noise, and as a added bonus there is no splash of cold water

- use a strip of TP down the front of the toilet so your junk doesn't touch the bowl

that is all.
(mediumformat likes cyan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:22, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This has an added advantage!
It serves as a pre-movement check that there is sufficient paper.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Make sure
you don't use up all of the paper constructing a fireman's blanket though (as I believe they're called).
Very embarrassing if you make no audible ploooop but have a shitty unwipeable bottom.
Is unwipeable a word...?
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:59, Reply)

Sploosh!
It is now.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Ah!
saved me many a time
(mediumformat likes cyan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Toilet paper in the pan also stops runny poop splashback
b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post245751/
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:53, Reply)

:(
im new here :(
(mediumformat likes cyan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:07, Reply)