Sex tip
Don't ever under any circumstances squirt your man goo into a ladies mingebob-square-pants unless you are 100% sure you are at a stage in your life where you MIGHT want a child.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:58, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I wholeheartedly endorse this tip.
If you're unsure, have it on her tits instead.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 7:30, Reply)

Face is good too

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:02, Reply)

Likewise
If you do want a kid and you aren't squirting it there, you're doing it wrong.
(knackerz is skinning up, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:20, Reply)

yeah
but sometimes you have to wait till she's asleep. Sneaking it into her food won't do it.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Hmm
I always aim for the toes...just in case...
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)