Ladies!
Everyone knows that if a gentleman shaves his pubic region it creates the illusion of his Johnny Todger being bigger than it really is. Why, then, do you all insist upon shaving your mimsies? Do you want us gents to think you have massive cunts love tunnels?
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 2:35, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can put you in touch...
...with both my current missus and my ex if you like. They both have enormously furry cod pockets. It's like kissing a bad tasting Eskimo in a massive comedy Parka.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Hang on
You can put me in touch with your current missus? You sure? I mean, it's good to hear you're over your ex enough to be willing to pass her on to me, but your current?
Is there something I should know beforehand...?
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 2:53, Reply)

Eeewww, shaved all the way
or at least a good trim anyway! Nothing worse than pulling knickers down and being faced with a 70's perm!
(Kip, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 10:40, Reply)

It's like Terry Waites allotment.
(kitescreech still here, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Landing strip
FTW!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:44, Reply)

We all like a clean work surface
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:54, Reply)