Ladies
Despite what the Macc Lads think, it's much easier if you pull your knickers down first *then* spread your legs.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:15, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Quality.
I have fond memories of listening to these guys in my bedroom when I was a kid, on my walkman with the volume down so mum and dad didn't hear me (just in case)

"But you told me that you loved me"
"I never fucking did.."

Heheheh.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:40, Reply)

you used to bring me flowers
shut your fucking grid


oh the memories
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I believe it was
yer used fot bring me flewers

Poetry
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:37, Reply)