If you ever cheat on your spouse/partner/pet
Don't tell ANYONE - not even your best mate. This is the single greatest piece of advice you will ever hear.
(Blunt Logic, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:14, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

couldn't agree more mate
this advice is solid gold, and second only to 'not doing it in the first place'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)

yep
also your brother in law ,who tells your sister , who launches into full on commando raid ,in the middle of the night-accompanied by your wife,whilst in mid coitus.Nothing makes you lose your ardor faster than hearing your older sister screaming through the letterbox of your lovers house. Real trailer trash style .
( bane, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Or
Don't cheat because it's a really cunty thing to do.
(AyeMe, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:11, Reply)

yeah but
Its better sex...
(acerboyz, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)