Reverse lottery not risky enough for you?
Instead of picking six numbers and not buying the ticket ("winning" £1 if you don't match three or more), invite all your friends (let's say 20 of them) to join a syndicate, then email them the 20 lines of numbers you claim you've bought.

This is almost guaranteed to net you £20, but with the slight risk of the mother of all kickings.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Haaaaaahahahahahahaha
I'm totally going to try this.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:03, Reply)

I believe
it would be a 14 million to 1 risk of the mother of all kickings verses just over a grand a year.

Hmmmmm....? Not a bad plan. Not bad at all!
(dchurch bah, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:59, Reply)

hahahahh beautiful!!
*clicks*
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:37, Reply)