Educate vegetarian friends in how to be a pathetic, worthy, whining little shit
By demanding that they cater to your omnivorous palate when you go 'round to dinner.

Also works with the waiting staff in vegetarian restaurants.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:36, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sooooo... what would the difference be? Catering for an omnivore doesn't require them to cook meat, if that's what you're trying to imply.
(tomegranate, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Being a vegetarian doesn't require you to not eat meat.
It's simply being obstinate in order to be seen as right-on and worthy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I think vegetarianism is dumb and annoying
But this tip really misses the point cos an omnivore can eat vegetarian stuff as well. And a good cheese & onion pie, chips and beans is fantastic! That's vegetarian. Now the vegans, that's another mater entirely. Cunts that are slowly killing themselves with shit tasting food.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Not if the chips
are cooked in animal fat.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:17, Reply)

See above.
Vegetarianism is simply a righteousness mechanism.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Describe yourself as a carnetarian
And keep making noises and giving horrified glaces everytime they eat a vegetable.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:29, Reply)

I do like this reply.
I shall do this from now on.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:24, Reply)

I know I shouldn't rise to it but consider this point
I have not cooked meat in over 10 years.
I would rather cook a cracking meat free meal for a friend rather than cooking a possible bollocks meat one that I can't taste to test it.

Also I don't give a shit what you eat - chew the face off a kitten for all I care, just don't ask me join in.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 22:27, Reply)

So ... you expect your taste to be catered for when you go 'round to your friends, but ...
You won't cater to theirs when they come 'round yours.

I see.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:24, Reply)